Indiana Jones - The Series

I only know what I learned at Epcot center when I was growing up.  I know Harrison Ford is in it...he's the main guy.  He's searching for treasure.  He's like a bounty hunter.  And he has to go down into caves and then there's fireballs coming at him.  He's dodging them and swinging from ropes.  It's very fiery.  I think he probably finds the treasure.  And I'm sure he woos at least one lady.  The End.

Footloose

It's about a prohibition era where no one's allowed to have any fun.  There's teenagers who break the rules and start dancing and the whole town dances.  There's probably a love story in there.

ME:  Sarah Jessica Parker is in it

That changes everything.  I love her especially 1980's Sarah!

The Sandlot

Isn't that about a fat kid with a baseball?

Star Wars

There's a guy named Luke. He's on a weird desert planet but I don't know why he's there. He has a little furry friend that goes with him named, Obi Kenobe. There's a princess, Leia. She wears a gold bikini and her braids are like earmuffs on her hair. I think he's trying to save her. Actually it's a lot like Zelda.

He walks a long time through the barren desert. Finally, he gets to a space ship. He goes inside it and it's like a labyrinth. He keeps trying to find out where he's going. Along the way he's fighting everyone with laser swords. And he finally finds the baddest, bad guy who's name is Darth Vader. And they have an epic battle and Luke kills him. As Darth Vader is lying on his death bed, he pulls up his mask, face-plate thing, looks Luke in the eye and says Luke I am your father. The End.