Blade Runner

Isn't that were they have a guy and he just slices everybody up when he runs around?

Aliens

I know it's a James Cameron film with Susan Sarandon.  Wait, she's not in it?  Oh, right Sigourney Weaver , I get those two confused.  Signourney is the main character.  The aliens come to the town and it's really scary.  They are not good aliens like E.T., but they're bad aliens.  Is that enough?  I don't know anything about this movie.  I don't even know if that's true.

Inception

Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page.  Leo is a (oh jeez this is hard)...he goes in people's minds and reads their dreams.  And he ends up in one of Ellen Page's dreams.  It seems really real, he's in her dream.  They're on this journey together and people are trying to kill her.  He has to save her.  And then in the middle it's a lot of action like the Bourne Identity where he's a bad ass.  And then someone tries to come in and steal her dream.  I bet it's real confusing at this part.  Then at the end they realize it's just a dream and you're left to ponder what's real.

The Neverending Story

First of all it never ends.  Is this the one where they are in a labyrinth?  I'm asking...(laughter).

Weekend at Bernie's

I think this is the one where a guy is dead at a vacation house.  Probably Bernie.  People are there and they find him and then they hide him because they want to stay at the vacation house.  They probably get caught and hilarity ensues.

Ghostbusters

There's a lot of ghosts and the ghosts are bad.  I don't really know why they're bad.  One of them looks like the Pilsbury Dough Boy.  They're taking over the city...everything is in disarray.  Then there are these three guys that are ghost busters.  But they're not bad asses.  They're just weird, funny guys that become the ghost busters.  And they wear these packs on their backs and they go around the town, spray hoses, and kill the ghosts.  Whenever there are ghosts, people sing the song.  That's how they know where to go.  (Sings the song.)

Die Hard

Bruce Willis is a bad ass.  There's tons of car chases - everybody's flippin' over, it's crazy action.  But how much do you wanna bet no one dies...none of the key players die.  Kind of a bad name for a movie.