There's a wizard and he has long white hair and there's a gargamel guy...oh, gargoyle guy. He's real creepy and he's all CGI and he's just supposed to be scary. And then there's these people and they're like these little people I think in the forest. Yeah, little people in the forest and they need to find a ring obviously. And for NINE HOURS they search for this ring!
And through hell and high water, there are wizards dying and people falling off cliffs and the little creepy guy is all scary voiced and what not. And I assume they, please GOD please, they find this ring. And now that everyone's watched for 10 hours, can they please finally find the ring?! And the world is good again and they get out of the forest and they grow full size. THE END
Monday, December 27, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Reservoir Dogs
[EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the only movie that we own both on VHS and DVD. Despite this fact, my wife has yet to see it.]
It's by the same guy who did Pulp Fiction and it's probably similar. You know, gritty and about, I think it's about, fuck, what's it about? I don't really know, but I'm getting an image of the Beatles crossing a sidewalk. Isn't there art that's like that picture that's the key art for it? [YES]
So all the guys in that picture are the Reservoir Dogs. It's the name of their crew. And they are drug dealers. And they're trying not to get caught. And you follow the stories of the people they sell the drugs to. And I'm sure there are some gritty scenes. And there's definitely shooting. And it's probably segmented like it is in Pulp Fiction. You know you see one scene and it probably doesn't make sense until the end.
That's all I know.
It's by the same guy who did Pulp Fiction and it's probably similar. You know, gritty and about, I think it's about, fuck, what's it about? I don't really know, but I'm getting an image of the Beatles crossing a sidewalk. Isn't there art that's like that picture that's the key art for it? [YES]
So all the guys in that picture are the Reservoir Dogs. It's the name of their crew. And they are drug dealers. And they're trying not to get caught. And you follow the stories of the people they sell the drugs to. And I'm sure there are some gritty scenes. And there's definitely shooting. And it's probably segmented like it is in Pulp Fiction. You know you see one scene and it probably doesn't make sense until the end.
That's all I know.
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